When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Randomize
