what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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