I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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