do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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