living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Houston, we have a squirter
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Randomize
