just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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