Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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