Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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