why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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