I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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