I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
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