so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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