My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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