We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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