ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Holy sore nipples Batman
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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