You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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