The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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