The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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