Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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