office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
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