You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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