her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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