I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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