Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
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