we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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