Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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