Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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