Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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