I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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