hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
My feet surprised me
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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