"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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