why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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