Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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