I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize
