oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I have aggressive nipples.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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