But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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