So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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