What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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