my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Randomize
