ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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