its not stalking. its research.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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