East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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