well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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