If that was your dad, he is hot
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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