Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
This is not my ceiling
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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