im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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