That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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