I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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