so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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