what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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